do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
whenever you see a hot person you act like you don’t notice them meanwhile you are screaming inside
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
Filed under: Rings appropriate to propose with instead of diamonds.
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
You know the WORST thing about this?
She’s run into the surf to save them, and these fuckers are standing on the beach just watching and taking pictures.
Like, shit man, I’d go give her a hand!
And who cares if the goddamn thing (bikini top) slingshots off her chest and does a lap around the moon…?
Two lives were in the balance here, and yet all we focus on is her nipple?
Not that lives were in danger. Not that she was pretty much Aquawoman and saved people. Not that a bunch or people stood on the beach and watched it unfold, doing nothing but taking pics for tabloids.
Just the nipple.
They are shitting all over an event in her life that was probably quite worrying and/or traumatising, but also her most heroic moment.
Fuck the media. It’s all bullshit anyway.
Heidi’s a Hero.