those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied)

jonasbrothers:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???

science side of tumblr what do you think?

protons

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ultrafacts:

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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